[to be fair to megatron, he moves back when the pat attempt is made. he doesn't really want that big ol' paw on him.]

They're not on staff at the moment. It's Wrench or nothing, I'm afraid.

[the mermaid, huh? megatron makes a mental note to stay up on the ceilings so she can't get him as easily again.]

Well, you're not a newbuilt anymore. Why don't you see if you have any other friends on the manifest to ask?

[not thinking about: vaguely implying he's one of those friends. thinking about: actively enabling this for shits n gigs.]