[ Recently Bass requested some important information. Who... is the strongest Cybertronian on this ship. He received a hot tip that it was 'Shockwave' but also 'not the Senator one'. There were a few thoughts that went through his processor. One... it was really dumb that there were two people here with the SAME NAME. It must get confusing! Two, while he does (surprisingly) know what a Senator is, he has no idea what a Senator looks like. Do they wear signs? Bass guesses probably not.
This leads him to one conclusion: He has to fight BOTH of them to make sure he's actually fighting the strong one.
This leads him to a second conclusion: He has no idea where Shockwave lives. He could ask for direction, ask if anyone knows... but that begs the question... If they know how strong Bass is will they even tell the truth?
There is now one solution: He has to canvas the ship himself and check every inhabited room he comes across.
So there's the backstory. And that's why Bass, armored up in his winged Treble armor (being able to fly covers ground quicker!) is pounding aggressively at your door.
[megatron, who has just managed to get the stupid organic kids he stupidly feels stupid responsible for down to sleep, immediately bolts to the door before the knocking wakes them up.
hushed, but very angry:] State what exactly it is you think you're doing before I blast you into a new universe entirely!
[ Bass will always try and match the intensity of a potential opponent if he's not quite there. And there's something alluring about the angry almost shout of a whisper so he returns in kind though he's not sure why they're doing this whispers that are not really whispers?? ]
Are you Shockwave?! If you are I'd like to see you TRY! I want to fight you!
[megatron looks down at bass for a long few moments.]
No.
[and goes the slam the door in his face, remembers he's trying not to make too much noise, catches it, slams his fingers in the process, lets out an enraged, equally hushed curse, then opens the door again then goes to kick bass like the football because this is all his fault!]
[ If Bass is attacked. HE WILL ATTACK BACK! This is the football of FURY! ]
The HELL is that for?!
[ Megatron's foot may be big, but that kick probably wasn't as intense as it could be and Bass easily just grabs that foot, arms right around the ankle. And then he bites him. ]
[megatron yelps and tries to bend over to grab him, but forgets he's like a billion years old and not quite that flexible anymore. he hisses in irritation at himself, making more intense kicking motions to get bass off instead.]
You better have had all your shots, you little pest!
ANTI VIRUSES ARE FOR THE WEAK! IF ONE TAKES ME I WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH!
[ The percentage of people on this floor of the ship that can hear him is probably close to one hundred percent. HE CLINGS HARD TO HIM. And then... BITES AGAIN! ]
[megatron isn't doing too badly on the audible front either. he stops hopping when he's bitten again and twists his leg up so he can try to grab bass off the end of his foot. ugh, if only his treads were around the front of his legs instead of his calves.]
[ Can you hear it? Somewhere in the distance clown music is playing... it's hard to say if it's actually there or not...
It goes back and forth like this for a bit. Biting and flailing and cursing and hopping around on one leg...
Quite entertaining! Though eventually something occurs to Bass. This... was not his intended activity for the day. He scowls and kicks off from Megatron's leg. ]
Shockwave, eh? [he pulls something out his subspace -- a blaster. just a regular one, but probably a decent addition to bass's armaments.] Here you go!
[looks like he's completely flipped, suddenly.]
I appreciate your drive to inconvenience him. Have fun, now!
[ Bass looks startled at the blaster in his hands. A handheld one by Cybertronian standards, it's basically a small canon in his. He looks up at Megatron and BEAMS! HE IS SO HAPPY. YES. GIVE HIM WEAPONS. He needs to remake his collection. ]
I'll shoot him in the EYE with it!
[ He makes a mental not that biting Cybertronians might mean they give you presents! It's good information to have! ]
Action (you are under no obligation to respond to this your character can be 'out')
This leads him to one conclusion: He has to fight BOTH of them to make sure he's actually fighting the strong one.
This leads him to a second conclusion: He has no idea where Shockwave lives. He could ask for direction, ask if anyone knows... but that begs the question... If they know how strong Bass is will they even tell the truth?
There is now one solution: He has to canvas the ship himself and check every inhabited room he comes across.
So there's the backstory. And that's why Bass, armored up in his winged Treble armor (being able to fly covers ground quicker!) is pounding aggressively at your door.
Sorry. ]
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hushed, but very angry:] State what exactly it is you think you're doing before I blast you into a new universe entirely!
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Are you Shockwave?! If you are I'd like to see you TRY! I want to fight you!
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No.
[and goes the slam the door in his face, remembers he's trying not to make too much noise, catches it, slams his fingers in the process, lets out an enraged, equally hushed curse, then opens the door again then goes to kick bass like the football because this is all his fault!]
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The HELL is that for?!
[ Megatron's foot may be big, but that kick probably wasn't as intense as it could be and Bass easily just grabs that foot, arms right around the ankle. And then he bites him. ]
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You better have had all your shots, you little pest!
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[ The percentage of people on this floor of the ship that can hear him is probably close to one hundred percent. HE CLINGS HARD TO HIM. And then... BITES AGAIN! ]
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[megatron isn't doing too badly on the audible front either. he stops hopping when he's bitten again and twists his leg up so he can try to grab bass off the end of his foot. ugh, if only his treads were around the front of his legs instead of his calves.]
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It goes back and forth like this for a bit. Biting and flailing and cursing and hopping around on one leg...
Quite entertaining! Though eventually something occurs to Bass. This... was not his intended activity for the day. He scowls and kicks off from Megatron's leg. ]
Shit! I still need to find Shockwave!
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Shockwave, eh? [he pulls something out his subspace -- a blaster. just a regular one, but probably a decent addition to bass's armaments.] Here you go!
[looks like he's completely flipped, suddenly.]
I appreciate your drive to inconvenience him. Have fun, now!
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I'll shoot him in the EYE with it!
[ He makes a mental not that biting Cybertronians might mean they give you presents! It's good information to have! ]