[he hangs up and makes his way to the agreed-upon meeting spot, actually almost kind of looking forward to this presumably harmless nonsense he's about to get into.]
Powers of Cybertron... unite! [he says with a little wince, because he knows exactly how stupid that sounds, but he didn't make the rules for this crap, alright?
megatron starts to glow, then fires a tendril of light from his hand which tries to snake towards tailgate-- it seems to take some effort of megatron to force it back towards the box. it completely takes over the space drugs, then cuts out as megatron stops it, staggering backwards slightly with a huff.]
[he shutters his optics, as it felt like he just bit down on a firecracker. then, like the ship's artificial gravity has switched off. he floats up and yelps, kicking his legs comically.
spoilers: the artificial gravity has not gone off. tailgate is fine. megatron just seems to be... unable to stop himself floating up off the ground.
he crosses his arms and slowly floats up towards the ceiling.]
WHAT?! [he shrieks from up on high. there's a clonk as his head hits a pipe.] YOU CAN'T JUST-- TAILGATE!!
[megatron furiously tries to swim in the air to get down and throttle the little bastard, but alas, that's not how this works. he flails in the air until he tires himself out and slumps forward.]
Soundwave, I'll give you many shanix if you delete this recording!
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[he hangs up and makes his way to the agreed-upon meeting spot, actually almost kind of looking forward to this presumably harmless nonsense he's about to get into.]
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You're here!
Anyway, this is what I want you to try to enchant.
[He opens the lid and it's... a large amount of space drugs.]
You can have some if you want.
1/2
[he crouches to look over the incredible amount of drugs. then looks to tailgate.]
Let's find out what happens, first.
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megatron starts to glow, then fires a tendril of light from his hand which tries to snake towards tailgate-- it seems to take some effort of megatron to force it back towards the box. it completely takes over the space drugs, then cuts out as megatron stops it, staggering backwards slightly with a huff.]
That did not feel very pleasant. Did it work?
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Tailgate bounces eagerly on his heels as he watches the process go down.]
Well. The space drugs are glowing, so that's promising?
I need to find someone to test these on!
1/3 combo hours only
[megatron grabs a handful of it and shoves it into his mouth, because he's very polite and smart and handsome.]
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spoilers: the artificial gravity has not gone off. tailgate is fine. megatron just seems to be... unable to stop himself floating up off the ground.
he crosses his arms and slowly floats up towards the ceiling.]
Tailgate? I hate my life.
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That's extremely unexpected.
[Tailgate says as he watches Megatron float away.]
Well!! I'll leave you to it. I want to see what else happens with these.
Bye!
[He picks up his box and marches out the door.]
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[megatron furiously tries to swim in the air to get down and throttle the little bastard, but alas, that's not how this works. he flails in the air until he tires himself out and slumps forward.]
Soundwave, I'll give you many shanix if you delete this recording!
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I don't believe you have enough shanix to make that worth my while.
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I hate you as much as I respect you.